Selling a Ducky One 3 TKL (https://a.co/d/01zw83Lj) in black with red switches - the kind of switches that make typing feel like crushing grapes barefoot. Soft, smooth, faintly alarming. Condition is near-mint because I barely used it. Why? My laptop has two ports and they're already arguing over a monitor, a mouse, and my dignity. I switched to wireless.

Comes with:

• The keyboard
• Original yellow cable
• Extra keycaps
• Keycap puller
• No regrets, no sticky shift key, no mysterious crumbs

Priced to disappear before I change my mind.