Hello ladies,
About me: I'm funny. I build robots. They do things. I don't have a boat but I can float your boat. Or build a roboboat. I looove Herman Cain, he's so sassy. I don't have much body hair. 8% body fat, 100% sexy.

I need a girl who can win at pudding wrestling against Natalie Portman 4 out of 5 times. Seriously, she's so slippery. If you can beat her you win in my book. I also like a girl with an IQ of 150 at least; the smarter ones are kinkier and more unconventional and more likely to play dirty words in Words w/ Friends. I like surprises. And eyes. Being well-endowed doesn't hurt you; even better if they can hurt me.

We'll go on a date. Maybe I pay. Then drinks. Then sack you like you're the quarterback (rap pun. See? I'm funny.) If I like you, then pancakes. If not, the door. Then I post again.

Anyway, e-mail me.